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Paying for a movie deal + breast implants?—Onicia Updates

New year. New Shenanigans. Long live Onicia Updates.

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$299 for 5 Minutes to Practice a Pitch?! And No Deal—Scams, Swindles, and Schemes

Season 2 bonus content continues with a classic scam for unsuspecting creative types!

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Airplanes, bagel heads, and breast implants—Just Being Funny

The first generation of modern implants came out in 1963. Before then, breast augmentation surgery could be traced back to the 1800s. That’s right, we were blowing up boobies before we figured out vacuum cleaners, radio broadcasting, and electric washing machines!

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Reminder: Don’t eat from everyone’s kitchen 😩

Happy Holidays, friends! Friendly reminder: this season (and every season, TBH) we will not eat from everyone’s kitchen. Some of y’all be seasoning y’alls pans with cat butt juice and then acting offended when we choose to dine elsewhere. AITA for letting my cat sit in the roasting pan? Comic Books Are a Scam! (But […]

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Comic Books Are a Scam! (But Not Really)—Scams, Swindles, and Schemes

This isn’t just a click bait title, it’s a legit debate. Season 2 bonus content below!

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Top Streaming Platforms for Caribbean Films

I finally dropped some coin to see what some of these Caribbean-focused streaming platforms like Caribbeantales TV, kweliTV, Anansi Studio, Demand Africa, and CaribFlix TV have to offer.

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New headshots! Sigh…and Rittenhouse

Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller is still freezing her buns off in Chicago. Join her email list for the super secret 50% off discount code.

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Got paid $1600 for 1 article 🤑 — Onicia Update

Yo, Tribune Publishing paid me $1,600 for this article. LOL, a heaux was ready to retire when that direct deposit hit. Black Friday Sale for funny greeting cards starts now

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#Scamsss podcast on WhoHaha—OniciaUpdate

Creating a show with friends is fun AND lots of work. I’m very thankful to Devin and Shawn for catching the vision and collaborating with me. ❤️🤑❤️🤑

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Scampaign Ends October 15 — Onicia Update

Play stupid games and win amazing prizes! Contest open to anyone with a PayPal or Venmo account.