My shitty OBGYN tried to kill me, but revenge was mine! I’m returning to the stage for the first time in A YEAR AND A HALF. It’s good to be back because I’ve got hilarious tales.
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Crazy Rich Asians Red Flags—Just Being Funny
Constance Wu, you in danger!
I did what she said couldn’t be done so she blocked me. Wahahahahaha!
A crazy thing happend, I launched a GoFundMe campaign and my friends inspired Lectric e-Bikes to gift Bernard a bike so that he can volunteer with Food Not Bombs.
Listen, I ain’t got no beef with the Disabled community. Which is why I was absolutely ready throw hands with this man.
How he gonna take me on a date when he don’t even have $2.50 to ride the bus?!
Lesson: Don’t go clicking dating app emails if you’re in a happy relation. Donate to the Scampaign so Devin and I can rate situations like these.
If you get caught, don’t mention me at all! I ain’t got no bail money. Remember: if you play stupid games, you will win stupid prizes.
Listen to the tale of not-so-slick beach vendors in Ecudor. No beach will compare to the sweet sweet beaches of the Caribbean.
On some level, I think I’m afraid of being an Angry Black Woman or a diva, but this whole situation was avoidable and unacceptable. If this ding dong had simply said he was too tired to operate, and maybe if he wasn’t high key racist and grossly underestimated how much pain I was in, then maybe I wouldn’t have to blast him on the internet!