Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller jokes about surviving death and getting revenge on her crappy OBGYN who failed to diagnose her preeclampsia. Now she’s a good island gyal gone bad.
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Award-winning Caribbean comedian, Onicia Muller’s weekly humour column, Just Being Funny is chicken soup for the naive sceptic’s soul. You can hire her to write anything from blogs and newsletters to (bathroom poetry) funny greeting cards. Join her newsletter for funny stories and stand-up comedy. www.OniciaMuller.com
My shitty OBGYN tried to kill me, but revenge was mine! I’m returning to the stage for the first time in A YEAR AND A HALF. It’s good to be back because I’ve got hilarious tales.
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I did what she said couldn’t be done so she blocked me. Wahahahahaha!
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How he gonna take me on a date when he don’t even have $2.50 to ride the bus?!
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If you get caught, don’t mention me at all! I ain’t got no bail money. Remember: if you play stupid games, you will win stupid prizes.