Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller jokes about surviving death and getting revenge on her crappy OBGYN who failed to diagnose her preeclampsia. Now she’s a good island gyal gone bad.
My shitty OBGYN tried to kill me, but revenge was mine! I’m returning to the stage for the first time in A YEAR AND A HALF. It’s good to be back because I’ve got hilarious tales.
Constance Wu, you in danger!
Curious about writing movie scripts? Watch me write using Final Draft 12.
I did what she said couldn’t be done so she blocked me. Wahahahahaha!
A crazy thing happend, I launched a GoFundMe campaign and my friends inspired Lectric e-Bikes to gift Bernard a bike so that he can volunteer with Food Not Bombs.
Listen, I ain’t got no beef with the Disabled community. Which is why I was absolutely ready throw hands with this man.
How he gonna take me on a date when he don’t even have $2.50 to ride the bus?!
Lesson: Don’t go clicking dating app emails if you’re in a happy relation. Donate to the Scampaign so Devin and I can rate situations like these.
If you get caught, don’t mention me at all! I ain’t got no bail money. Remember: if you play stupid games, you will win stupid prizes.