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Chillin’ and Relaxin’ – Onicia Update – April 2018

Yes, I’m alive. Just hanging around, enjoying my social media break, and waiting for spring. Um, should I say more? Nah, that’s all I gotta say today. Got something I should see or someone I should collaborate with? Email me or shout at me on Twitter. Published Writings 6 Lessons Learned Adapting My Feature Script […]

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I am Woman, Hear Me Yawn! – Onicia Updates – March 2018

Welcome to March! It’s Women’s History Month. If you’ve been following me on le social media, you know that I pretty much spend my twitter days hyping up women in entertainment. My wish for March is to find a moment to nap and attend Heaux Magazine’s 1-year anniversary party! That’s all I gotta say today. […]

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Creating Art I Love – Onicia Updates – February 2018

“You like me! You really like me!” Last month y’all made me feel like Sally Field at the Academy Awards. I asked to collaborate and y’all put me to work. I’ll keep this brief because this month’s update is super packed. That’s all I gotta say today. Keep recommending people I should collaborate with! Email me or […]

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Fangirl Goals and World Domination Plans – Onicia Update – January 2018

Welcome to 2018! Thanks for faithfully reading my Onicia Updates and for encouraging me on this journey towards world domination. Wait. What? Oh, yeah. I grew up on Spice Girls, girl power, and all the Disney princesses; ruling the world was always the end goal. Now that you’re up to speed, I’d like to reveal […]

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Fiction Stories

Sucker’s Garden — a Caribbean audio drama by Kimberly Meyers and Onicia Muller

A near-fatal carjacking forces a young man with lots of potential but a shady private life to choose between doing the right thing by helping a girl he barely knows and keeping his brother’s secret.

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Comedy Sketches

Juicero 101 — a masterclass in scamming by Onicia Muller

Follow my done-for-you, 7-step program and earn 10 figures in 30 days

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Stories Web Series

Bathroom Confessionals — a web series by Onicia Muller

Friendship is tested when two middle-aged women with questionable grooming habits rediscover their bodies, romance, and social values. They’ll learn that character is who they are in the dark; that place is their bathrooms.

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Comedy Just Being Funny

Just Being Funny

Just being funny is a syndicated, weekly humor column by Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller.

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Stageplays Stories

Oh Baby! — a play by Onicia Muller

Babies are life changing. They bring out the best and worst in people. Oh Baby! A collection of four short plays about couples and babies.

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Comedy Just Being Funny

Wait four months for a hug? Next customer! – Just Being Funny

My super conservative boyfriend pulled out a book about intimacy levels and Christian dating. Great, I love a man with a godly plan. Truthfully, I was not conservative in my corazón and didn’t want to be celibate in my cooch.