More pain. More Tears. Part 9 is the penultimate episode of my botched booty surgery saga. I trusted the doc and leaned into the opioids and it caused constipation! The last thing I need is to destroy the new boot!!!
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My doctor promised I would be healed in 3 weeks. But, multiple ER visits later I realized that these doctors are LIARS! In part 8 I meet a nother booty groupie. What is it with these fanboy doctors?!
Listen, I’ve pushed humans out of my whohaha without an epidural. The pain I felt was like no other. You’re gonna need more than Tylenol. Part 7 is all the reasons why I should have sued that shitty butt doc!
Beloveds, it truly is a miracle that I am alive. That ding dong munchin’-a$$ doctor didn’t stitch me up correctly. I was bleeding out of my booty for several hours post-surgery. Part 6 is a doozy.
Hold on to your breakfast because, in part 5, I’m about to get super graphic explaining the pain and horror that is a hemorrhoidectomy.
In part 4, we finally arrive at my big surgery date. I was so excited about my new booty until dun, dun, dunnnn… the stupid surgeon forgot I was coming.
Hey Friends, It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy. Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz […]
Hey Friends, It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy. Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz […]
Hey Friends, It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy. Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz […]
Season 2 ends talking about art scams. Donate to the scampaign if you want to see us go without body lotion!