Hey Friends,
It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy.
Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz showed his anus on Only Fans. They claimed he looked busted and ran through. And to be overly honest—y’all already know oversharing is how I pay the bills—I decided to tell my truth. So, buckle up, like, comment, and subscribeeeeee!
Beloveds, it truly is a miracle that I am alive. That ding dong munchin’-a$$ doctor didn’t stitch me up correctly. I was bleeding out of my booty for several hours post-surgery. Part 6 is a doozy.
Can’t watch? Listen to all the drama on Spotify for Podcasters!
Award-winning Caribbean comedian, Onicia Muller regrets leaving St. Maarten for windy Chicago. Her weekly humour column, Just Being Funny is chicken soup for the naive sceptic’s soul. Join her newsletter for funny stories and stand-up comedy. OniciaMuller.com/JBF.
