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Broke boys don’t deserve no kitty—Just Being Funny

How he gonna take me on a date when he don’t even have $2.50 to ride the bus?!

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To all the Butt Hurt Bois(TM):

1. If you watched the full video, you’d know that I believe everyone deserves love regardless of their financial status. I’m happily married to a Broke Boi(TM)

(5:40 where I talk about my very plain wedding band) 2. The video title references a Cardi B song. At 8:40 I explained again that everyone deserves love. This guy didn’t have $2 for food! Finding a date should be looooow on his list of needs. Well, unless he was hoping I’d pay for the meal in which case, he was right for asking me out

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Award-winning Caribbean comedian, Onicia Muller’s weekly humour column, Just Being Funny is chicken soup for the naive sceptic’s soul. You can hire her to write anything from blogs and newsletters to (bathroom poetry) funny greeting cards. Join her newsletter for funny stories and stand-up comedy. www.OniciaMuller.com