Hey Friends,

It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy.

Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz showed his anus on Only Fans. They claimed he looked busted and ran through. And to be overly honest—y’all already know oversharing is how I pay the bills—I decided to tell my truth. So, buckle up, like, comment, and subscribeeeeee!

On some level, I think I’m afraid of being an Angry Black Woman or a diva, but this whole situation was avoidable and unacceptable. If this ding dong had simply said he was too tired to operate, and maybe if he wasn’t high key racist and grossly underestimated how much pain I was in, then maybe I wouldn’t have to blast him on the internet!

Can’t watch? Listen to all the drama on Spotify for Podcasters!