Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller jokes about surviving death and getting revenge on her crappy OBGYN who failed to diagnose her preeclampsia. Now she’s a good island gyal gone bad.

Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller jokes about surviving death and getting revenge on her crappy OBGYN who failed to diagnose her preeclampsia. Now she’s a good island gyal gone bad.
If you get caught, don’t mention me at all! I ain’t got no bail money. Remember: if you play stupid games, you will win stupid prizes.
On some level, I think I’m afraid of being an Angry Black Woman or a diva, but this whole situation was avoidable and unacceptable. If this ding dong had simply said he was too tired to operate, and maybe if he wasn’t high key racist and grossly underestimated how much pain I was in, then maybe I wouldn’t have to blast him on the internet!
More pain. More Tears. Part 9 is the penultimate episode of my botched booty surgery saga. I trusted the doc and leaned into the opioids and it caused constipation! The last thing I need is to destroy the new boot!!!
My doctor promised I would be healed in 3 weeks. But, multiple ER visits later I realized that these doctors are LIARS! In part 8 I meet a nother booty groupie. What is it with these fanboy doctors?!
Listen, I’ve pushed humans out of my whohaha without an epidural. The pain I felt was like no other. You’re gonna need more than Tylenol. Part 7 is all the reasons why I should have sued that shitty butt doc!
Beloveds, it truly is a miracle that I am alive. That ding dong munchin’-a$$ doctor didn’t stitch me up correctly. I was bleeding out of my booty for several hours post-surgery. Part 6 is a doozy.
Hold on to your breakfast because, in part 5, I’m about to get super graphic explaining the pain and horror that is a hemorrhoidectomy.
In part 4, we finally arrive at my big surgery date. I was so excited about my new booty until dun, dun, dunnnn… the stupid surgeon forgot I was coming.
Hey Friends, It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy. Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz […]