I did what she said couldn’t be done so she blocked me. Wahahahahaha!
Category: Just Being Funny
Listen, I ain’t got no beef with the Disabled community. Which is why I was absolutely ready throw hands with this man.
How he gonna take me on a date when he don’t even have $2.50 to ride the bus?!
Lesson: Don’t go clicking dating app emails if you’re in a happy relation. Donate to the Scampaign so Devin and I can rate situations like these.
If you get caught, don’t mention me at all! I ain’t got no bail money. Remember: if you play stupid games, you will win stupid prizes.
Listen to the tale of not-so-slick beach vendors in Ecudor. No beach will compare to the sweet sweet beaches of the Caribbean.
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Stupid Thoughts—Just Being Funny
I’ve been a prolific nonsense talker for a long time. Here are some other stupid (but hopefully helpful) thoughts.
The first generation of modern implants came out in 1963. Before then, breast augmentation surgery could be traced back to the 1800s. That’s right, we were blowing up boobies before we figured out vacuum cleaners, radio broadcasting, and electric washing machines!
It was the annual youth revival when good ole Pastor Clive Dottin put me on to the ‘dutty wine,’ now a classic piece of modern Caribbean poetry and choreography. The news, teachers, and preachers think that they be preventing wotlessness, but honestly, 80% of the wild things I googled as a teen were first introduced […]
Y’all know I love a good scam. This one minute and fifty-six-second news clip about two high schoolers living in India who found a creative way to cheat was so delicious, I had to share with y’all. Apparently, two engineering students used an invention to cheat for social science, economics, and engineering. They managed to […]