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Dem mange mermaids steal me birthday cake! – Just Being Funny

In kindergarten, picking birthday helpers was like NFL players deciding which thots to smash in the orgy after a night of clubbing.

Those girls wanting to “help” distribute my birthday treats were aggressive like strippers upselling patrons to the champaign room.

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Wait four months for a hug? Next customer! – Just Being Funny

My super conservative boyfriend pulled out a book about intimacy levels and Christian dating. Great, I love a man with a godly plan. Truthfully, I was not conservative in my corazón and didn’t want to be celibate in my cooch.

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Drag King: Bigen hair magic got me feeling sexy

Did a big chop and now I’m feeling like a big shot. Let me introduce you to my drag king alterego, OniciO. Yeah, double capital O ’cause I’m all about dem boobies.

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Me fail French? That’s unpossible – Just Being Funny

Expecting an extension, I lied about my French homework being on a thumb drive. Instead, my teacher said she’d wait while I printed it. Why are teachers so annoying? Just play along with the lie, gosh man.

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The gay test [VIDEO]

Being a teenager is challenging, especially while trying to discover your sexuality. Luckily, Caribbean comedian, Onicia Muller has a test to uncover potential gayness.

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Third wheel? Yes. Threesome? NoOoOoOpe! – Just Being Funny

I was excited about the shared condo with a pool until the landlord revealed ongoing renovations, restricted me to the garage entrance, and “advised” me to avoid the doorman at all costs. Was there a pool? Did he even own the unit? I snatched the key fob and wheeled in my suitcases.

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The worst internship ever – Just Being Funny

After covering the box office, my boss basically said I could either wait in the freezing cold until closing time or buy a full-priced ticket to stay indoors. Mind you, I’d made her a sale by inviting my friend.

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He try steal me money and me dignity — rude! – Just Being Funny

“Spare some change?” What’s gonna happen when nobody has cash? Should I start carrying old electronics, cans, and other pawnables in my purse? Needy, scammer, angel in disguise – figuring that out is a test all on its own.

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Pooping in a billionaire’s bathroom – Just Being Funny

“Are you Onicia?” I looked around; No one was within shouting distance. “Onicia Muller?” Was this God or schizophrenia? I peered into a nearby bush. If a secret intelligence organisation was recruiting me, I should respond like a Super Spy™.

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Just Being Funny turns three!!! Show some love <3

If JBF was my human baby, it would be a toddler! I’m looking for motivation to keep slinging that funny. So, shoot me an email