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Hemorrhoidectomy lies: Botched Booty Story Time 8

My doctor promised I would be healed in 3 weeks. But, multiple ER visits later I realized that these doctors are LIARS! In part 8 I meet a nother booty groupie. What is it with these fanboy doctors?!

Hey Friends,

It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy.

Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz showed his anus on Only Fans. They claimed he looked busted and ran through. And to be overly honest—y’all already know oversharing is how I pay the bills—I decided to tell my truth. So, buckle up, like, comment, and subscribeeeeee!

My doctor promised I would be healed in 3 weeks. But, multiple ER visits later I realized that these doctors are LIARS! In part 8 I meet a nother booty groupie. What is it with these fanboy doctors?!

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By Onicia Muller

Award-winning Caribbean comedian, Onicia Muller’s weekly humour column, Just Being Funny is chicken soup for the naive sceptic’s soul. You can hire her to write anything from blogs and newsletters to (bathroom poetry) funny greeting cards. Join her newsletter for funny stories and stand-up comedy. www.OniciaMuller.com