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Juicero 101 — a masterclass in scamming by Onicia Muller

Follow my done-for-you, 7-step program and earn 10 figures in 30 days

A masterclass in scamming sponsored by The Skewer

GET READY TO MAKE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY!

Juicero 101 is a masterclass in creating sticky, viral products and services that attract big-dollar investors, 15 minutes of fame, and early retirement. This FREE 7-point seminar is sponsored by The Skewer, a monthly live news revue satirizing the demon squall of this mad world. Start at 48:54.

As thanks for completing this seminar, I’m offering a discount code to my widely popular PayPal Panhandle, a 60-day, self-paced workshop about online panhandling with PayPal. Hurry this offer is unlimited!

Onicia Muller is a sales and marketing guru* with 10 years of internet trolling experience. She’s watched over 15 seasons of ratchet reality television. Most importantly she’s invested a total of zero dollars in business webinars and pyramid schemes. Claim your 90% off coupon for her PayPal Panhandle course.

*writer and comedian. I am not liable for anything unless, of course, you strike it big. In which case PayPal me 10% of profits. Please and thanks.

By Onicia Muller

Award-winning Caribbean comedian, Onicia Muller’s weekly humour column, Just Being Funny is chicken soup for the naive sceptic’s soul. You can hire her to write anything from blogs and newsletters to (bathroom poetry) funny greeting cards. Join her newsletter for funny stories and stand-up comedy. www.OniciaMuller.com