Hey friends,
It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, petty-ass master troll! Where have I been? Fighting for my mother freaking life!
Okay, I’ll stop screaming and swearing.
Listen, the past 12 months has been a roller coaster and, ooh chile, I’ve got stories.
On Wednesday, April 26 at Louder Than A Mom, I’m sharing the hilarious tale of how I got sweet, delicious revenge on my shitty OBGYN. Dr. [REDACTED] was so focused on being a Botox Babe (TM) that she failed to diagnose my preeclampsia and almost allowed me to die. Oh, your girl was in the ER multiple time.
If you’re in Chicago, please come see me live.
If you’re unable to attend, but want all the tea, click the ‘I LOVE DRAMA’ button below. You’ll be notified when I post the video to my YouTube channel.

Feel-good story: My friends and Lectric got Bernard a bike!
A crazy thing happened, I launched a GoFundMe campaign and my friends inspired Lectric e-Bikes to gift Bernard a bike so that he can volunteer with Food Not Bombs. KEEP READING

Botched Booty Story Time
If you see me in real life, pretend that these videos DO NOT exists.

In loving memory of Elizabeth McQuern
Our beloved friend is gone. We miss her so much. Hug those you love. See you on the other side Tiley <3

As always, special thanks to erica dreisbach the good web developer, Shawn York for dope video editing and graphics, and Elizabeth McQuern for my beautiful headshots.