“You like me! You really like me!” Last month y’all made me feel like Sally Field at the Academy Awards. I asked to collaborate and y’all put me to work. I’ll keep this brief because this month’s update is super packed. That’s all I gotta say today. Keep recommending people I should collaborate with! Email me or […]
Welcome to 2018! Thanks for faithfully reading my Onicia Updates and for encouraging me on this journey towards world domination. Wait. What? Oh, yeah. I grew up on Spice Girls, girl power, and all the Disney princesses; ruling the world was always the end goal. Now that you’re up to speed, I’d like to reveal […]

A near-fatal carjacking forces a young man with lots of potential but a shady private life to choose between doing the right thing by helping a girl he barely knows and keeping his brother’s secret.

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Friendship is tested when two middle-aged women with questionable grooming habits rediscover their bodies, romance, and social values. They’ll learn that character is who they are in the dark; that place is their bathrooms.
Just Being Funny

Just being funny is a syndicated, weekly humor column by Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller.
Oh Baby! — a play by Onicia Muller

Babies are life changing. They bring out the best and worst in people. Oh Baby! A collection of four short plays about couples and babies.

My super conservative boyfriend pulled out a book about intimacy levels and Christian dating. Great, I love a man with a godly plan. Truthfully, I was not conservative in my corazón and didn’t want to be celibate in my cooch.