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Comedy Scams Swindles Schemes Web Series

Story Time: Burning the hotel down with an iron—Scams, Swindles, and Schemes

Burning the hotel down with an iron?! This scam will either lead to a heft insurance payout of jail time. Oh yeah, why are business management books and ISP monopolies a thing?

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Comedy Scams Swindles Schemes Web Series

Lil Nas X’s SNL Wardrobe Malfunction. Just call him Big Nas XXX—Scams, Swindles, and Schemes

Lil Nas X shows us the goods on ‘Saturday Night Live’ (SNL), focus group hacks, and Devin backtracks on ‘The Bachelor’.

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Comedy Scams Swindles Schemes Web Series

We’re selling a show to Netflix!—Scams, Swindles, and Schemes

Get ready for these sexy scams that will derail your enemy’s life. Yup, we’re talking Netflix pitch deals, pricey M.F.A. programs, and paid time off.

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Comedy Scams Swindles Schemes Web Series

Meghan McCain’s hairstylist hates her—Scams, Swindles, and Schemes

Megan McCain’s hairstylist hates her, Sarah Palin is a finance guru, and amazing COVID vaccine lifehacks.

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Comedy Scams Swindles Schemes Web Series

Are Mistresses and The Bachelor a Scam?? — Scams, Swindles, and Schemes

What would you rebrand “Mistress” to? Who do you believe joined ABC’s ‘The Bachelor’ for clout?

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Comedy Scams Swindles Schemes Web Series

Scammin’ ain’t easy [VIDEO]

Oh, the roll out for our new podcast webshow is fancy, fancy. We’ve got scripted promos and branded content.

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News Onicia Updates

My new web show about scams is hilarious — Onicia Update

‘Scams, Swindles, and Schemes’ is a friendship web show thingy where we look at internet culture stuff, everyday problems, and ideas that may be more pervasive than you thought. Then we determine if something is a Scam, a Swindle, or a Scheme!

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Comedy Stand-up Comedy

The Goddess Wears Sexy Underwear [VIDEO]

So, the underwear was tiny and blue, and they cut your but in a V-shape and—wait for it— and they had really cool metal swirly things near the hips. I was like, yes, I’m gonna be over here secretly belly dancing from first to seventh period—just sexy time all day long.

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Pass the ice cream. Sudance hated my script — Onicia Update

Unfortunately, the Sundance gawdz read the first 5 pages of ‘Matched,’ and were like, ‘Thanks, fam, but we don’t need to read anymore.’ Whatever, I have 10 pints of ice cream in my freezer.

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Comedy Stand-up Comedy

Cocaine McDonald’s [VIDEO]

I did not realize that all crackheads were not created equal. I was like oh really? And then, I was like, six times in one night? Could you imagine going to McDonald’s six times in one night?