Onicia got an ad for Suvie,  a countertop kitchen robot. It’s a 2 – part system. The Veggie and meat maker is $399 and the pasta/coffee maker is $399. BIG BOOTY BUTTCHEEKS–there’s a catch– you can only get that price if you buy into the meal subscription service.

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Tweet us (@devinagonistes and @OniciaMuller) and let us know if you’re ready to make Suvie your grocer, chef, and device landlord or if you rate them a scam, SKINDLE, or scheme. Like. Comment. Share. Subscribe.