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Just Being Funny

Airplanes, bagel heads, and breast implants—Just Being Funny

The first generation of modern implants came out in 1963. Before then, breast augmentation surgery could be traced back to the 1800s. That’s right, we were blowing up boobies before we figured out vacuum cleaners, radio broadcasting, and electric washing machines!

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Comedy Stand-up Comedy

The Goddess Wears a Sexy Purple Thong [VIDEO]

For some reason, I thought my thong was gonna slide out my jeans and everyone would know that the goddess was wearing big underwear.