I’ve been a prolific nonsense talker for a long time. Here are some other stupid (but hopefully helpful) thoughts.
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The first generation of modern implants came out in 1963. Before then, breast augmentation surgery could be traced back to the 1800s. That’s right, we were blowing up boobies before we figured out vacuum cleaners, radio broadcasting, and electric washing machines!
The “smokey makeup” was masterful except the “smoke” was above my lip and the “makeup” was hairs. Removal could transform me into Naomi Campbell, but cheapness had me looking like “Stache” Harvey. Yup, bad puns for bad moustaches. Since I enjoy pulling my lone chin hair from le root, tweezing promised to be that euphoric […]